sixty second songs

some random songs whose lyrics acrostically reveal the portugese instructions for assembling a simple charcoal grill *all songs copyright 2006*

Monday, August 28, 2006

cara song





last one today... more refuge stuff from a few weeks back. tried to create a song that is half typical love song cliches and half whatever the opposite of that would be. if you listen (not so) carefully you can hear tate bark halfway through. here it goes.

cara song (mp3)

and when she's there
you'll feel complete
so chic and debonair
audrey hepburn could not beat

and when she smiles
your heart will melt
her skin is as soft
as a freshly slaughtered mink's pelt

and when she laughs
your spirits will lift
her hair extension color choice
is not a knack it's a gift

but if she cries
you must hold her near
one look in those brown eyes
could turn a straight girl queer

and when she sings
life's troubles seem okay
it's aac
not getting that gta

and if she'll dance
you'll feel true bliss
all around are entranced
infused with life like sleeping beauty's kiss

and she has friends
with androgynously named roommates
but even they
can't stop her from microwaving plastic plates

and when she does marry
many a man's hopes will be fraught
she makes halle berry
look like a pile of snot

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