the sliding filament theory... debunked!

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birthday song for my little sister michelle from june. she's young so of course that means i had to make it sound like the end of the world. and she loves shoes. we used to sit around with that 20questions electronic ball that seems to know everything. someone suggested to try "colostomy bag" which did stump it though it gave the respectable solution "diaper". think that pretty much sets it up. oh, and everyone go to freddy's frozen custard... their burgers and fries are delectable.

michelle h's song (mp3)

i can't believe that you're turning twenty-six
that's a third of the way to floating down the river styx
we can all see your gray hairs are turning white
and when you close your eyes you can see the tunnel of light
but it will be all right, it will be all right

so when you're out shopping for your thirty birthday shoes
and purses sporting dooney, bourke, coach, louis, and kors
be careful that your walker doesn't snag your portable iv
ask 20q what punctured? he'll say bag of colostomy
and it was full of pee, it was full of pee

so have a happy birthday
i hope that it goes well
have a happy birthday
our little michelle
have a happy birthday
please do not feel sad
just because you're older
isn't really all that bad

senile dementia and alzheimer's the diagnosis
you're one step closer to menopause and osteoporosis
but although another year has come and it has gone
just be glad that you are not nearly as old as sean
'cause he hasn't got long, no he hasn't got long
happy birthday