candace

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candace's song mostly revolves around lunch earlier in the day at crackerbarrel and dressing up to see pirates of the carribean. and yes, lunch at crackerbarrel makes for good song topics. the theme of 'why' in the song is due to her high pitched asking of why which we always poke good fun at her for.

candace song (mp3)

why does she love the tea cafe
and not give her kittens a spay
why does she wear a pirate patch
her car so full the belts won't latch
why when wet must she her ears cover
and date a guy that's her brother
why is she lighter than tungsten
and barf and puke when she eats onion

why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why does she ask why
oh why
why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why
oh why

why does she buy discounted hoodies
and try on oversized puma goodies
why do her toenails look like flowers
nibble her dumplings no she devours
why does she hang upside down from pools
and wear tattoos instead of jewels
why is her checkbook never achin'
'cause babysittin' brings home the bacon

why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why does she ask why
oh why
why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why
oh why
oh why
oh why