sixty second songs

some random songs whose lyrics acrostically reveal the portugese instructions for assembling a simple charcoal grill *all songs copyright 2006*

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

examples of the smallest known megafauna





an oldie but a goodie.

zoo song (mp3)

tony and emily took me to
see the wonders of tulsa zoo
we had such famous fun out about
watched a couple as they made out

stood in awe
when we saw
long as his trunk
the elephant's junk
failed to see
rhinoceri
one more try
rhinoceri

we loved the cheetahs and meerkats there
the lions, tigers, oh my, bears
tried to count up all the zebra's spots
bought some lackluster dippin' dots

cussed a lot
in front of tots
saw some potty
drank pibb and dasani
broke my head
on the web
i'm still alive
we should've stayed 'til five

it was nice the weather sure was great
too bad i didn't have a date
which i'm sure later got a big laugh
from the reticulated giraffe

well at least i'm not locked up in a zoo

2 Comments:

At 10/05/2006 3:03 PM, Blogger Kate Gilmore said...

cameron! this one is so bizarre. i love it though because it baffles me!

 
At 10/09/2006 9:49 AM, Blogger cameron said...

interestingly enough, this song was not originally about the zoo but was a treatise on trans-scandinavian trade law.

 

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