mangrove swamps have feelings too

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at long last...

sean song (mp3)

he's the biggest thai i've ever seen
washed his dry socket with listerine
gets mentally jacked to go and pump some weight
he wants to look like marky mark someday
getting up at 10's not late
eggs on gabby as she humps poor tate
cuts hair better than any mortgage broker i've known
and he is scared of garden gnomes
he loves boston cream pie

when fully tanned he makes kenyans look quite pale
if he's not in church then he's down the street in jail
he has a movie for each day of the year
and in internet checkers he has no peer
he'll beat you in tennis 6 games to love
and the loser has to buy him a sub
he doesn't have leprosy
though if you saw his toe you wouldn't agree
he loves boston creme pie

candace

candace mp3 hosted by www.clickcaster.com

candace's song mostly revolves around lunch earlier in the day at crackerbarrel and dressing up to see pirates of the carribean. and yes, lunch at crackerbarrel makes for good song topics. the theme of 'why' in the song is due to her high pitched asking of why which we always poke good fun at her for.

candace song (mp3)

why does she love the tea cafe
and not give her kittens a spay
why does she wear a pirate patch
her car so full the belts won't latch
why when wet must she her ears cover
and date a guy that's her brother
why is she lighter than tungsten
and barf and puke when she eats onion

why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why does she ask why
oh why
why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why
oh why

why does she buy discounted hoodies
and try on oversized puma goodies
why do her toenails look like flowers
nibble her dumplings no she devours
why does she hang upside down from pools
and wear tattoos instead of jewels
why is her checkbook never achin'
'cause babysittin' brings home the bacon

why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why does she ask why
oh why
why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why
oh why
oh why
oh why

mars declared denser than hamburger

tyler mp3 hosted by www.clickcaster.com

still re-learning html... you can download the mp3s now... and i'll explain some of the lyrics within the songs... just made this one for tyler

tyler song (mp3)

he is breaking hearts up and down the coast
his touch is more tender than a succulent rump roast
i never thought that in this life i'd see perfection
and i guess i never will if he's caught a tetanus infection
with his grass stained mowing shoes
and osu hat
i'd never recognize him without that
oh tyler text me yo

his deep voice could rattle the swedish off his car
and shooting a 65 front 9 for him is really par
i've never seen a man pop candied apples like they're cashews
or drive halfway to mexico just to see dave matthews
growing kostliche trauben
on a german farm
i can't believe i ever brought him harm
i didn't mean to give him mono