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heading off for the navy. take it easy, world.

one tined forks and other knives

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played it on an out of tune piano in about a million takes as i don't play the piano. this was the least bad take. enjoy.

andy song (mp3)

i tried to write a song for andy
just the other day
i strummed every chord that i knew
from a# up to a
tried to find one that befit him
but none of them could convey
chasing him's like chasing a photon
it'll always slip away

read the oxford english dictionary
to get just right what i'd say
but every single word
made the rainbow he is look gray
chasing him's like chasing a photon
he will always slip away

sang the most perfect melody
that i ever may
time nearly froze and butterflys wept
even bent the sunshine's rays
but chasing him's like chasing a photon
he will always slip away
chasing him's like chasing a photon
and i'm no bose-einstein condensate

salt vs. pepper - battle of the titans

kendal mp3 hosted by www.clickcaster.com

after getting back the recorder i recorded andy's song and it was terrible so i made this one up instead. which i guess means i have to make one for trent now. bummer. jk trent.

kendal song (mp3)

kendal the flower on your family tree
i would help you study
but i made an f in chemistry
kendal graduation's growing near
soon you will be qualified
to be an unemployed engineer
kendal you think faster than machines
you'll make all the other vet students
look like they're on ketamine
kendal you are so very cute
you could make sick animals
feel better just by seeing you

amadeo avogadro was a punk

kendal you and hannah have a bond
i would say that it's covalent
but she will not share her electrons
kendal your fitness advice cannot fail
'cause at both sport and nutrition
you really excel
kendal when your friends go catch a show
you stay at home studying
the intricacies of bingo
kendal there is not much else to say
besides i mentioned everything
i know about you anyway

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an oldie but a goodie.

zoo song (mp3)

tony and emily took me to
see the wonders of tulsa zoo
we had such famous fun out about
watched a couple as they made out

stood in awe
when we saw
long as his trunk
the elephant's junk
failed to see
rhinoceri
one more try
rhinoceri

we loved the cheetahs and meerkats there
the lions, tigers, oh my, bears
tried to count up all the zebra's spots
bought some lackluster dippin' dots

cussed a lot
in front of tots
saw some potty
drank pibb and dasani
broke my head
on the web
i'm still alive
we should've stayed 'til five

it was nice the weather sure was great
too bad i didn't have a date
which i'm sure later got a big laugh
from the reticulated giraffe

well at least i'm not locked up in a zoo

this song more crudely done than the semi-truck graphic in frogger

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sorry i never update. here's one from a few months back.

katy song (mp3)

has anybody seen
our little katy t
she has got some curly hairs
and wears shoes that are largely ketchup free

she's going back to england
cause she missed riding the tube
eating parmesan m&m's
and spelling colour with a "u"

she's majoring in elementary education
recently transferred from the college of photovoltaics
now she spends all of her time watching arrested development
when not creating pompeiiesque mosaics

smokin' glowsticks like a rasta
then she'll munch on some dry pasta
grandma's so pissed about her rug
that's okay she's got a case of hugs

and she has a license to drive
in mafia she's rarely alive
at scrabble she never skips a beat
and plays the piano with her feet

so you should meet our precious katy t
just look for the girl playing clue and eating cheese
then in life you'll have no regret
unless you don't tip her and she spits in your la baguette